Mistaken for a tree at birth caused a group of lumberjacks to hurl their axes toward this duck, leaving it impaled with many axes. Luckily it was born with the sturdiest skull doctors have ever seen, and more lucky that all the axes hit the skull and not the more squishy lower body. This duck proudly marches on with the axes as a memory of its origin and the trials it overcame.

Yat-Fei

This duck shields its vulnerable eyes from UV rays using its sunglasses. They confidently traverse the outside world, knowing their eyes are stylishly protected.

Sunglasses

This duck becomes effectively imperceivable in natural settings. It uses this to sneak around and mess with predators. Many lives have been saved by this duck and its ability to avoid being seen.

Camo Hat

A retired veteran who chooses to be with his family after a long time out on duty. He is always seen with the hat of his comrade, who perished fighting for the peace everyone now enjoys. He tries his best to support his family and make the most of the peace he and his friend fought for.

Military Camo Cap

Wolpertinger can do anything a regular duck can, but BETTER. Wolpertinger has a wingspan of around 200cm(~79in). These massive wings help him achieve speeds over 250kmh(~155mph) if he puts in a bit of effort. His only weakness is his legs. It seems his body used all the energy of his legs to give him better wings. His legs are only a few centimeters tall, so you can't tell when he's walking or standing still. It would take many centuries for him to travel anywhere on foot. He has been alive for a long time but refuses to elaborate. Definitely a lot longer than any humans. He is sure that he will be around even after 'the collapse of your terrestrial sphere,' whatever that means. . . Oh, and he has antlers too.

Wolpertinger

This duck wears a brain cap. This duck has effortlessly aces every exam put in front of them. They are great teachers too, a master of every subject. They can help you with any of your academic ambitions.

Brain Cap

This duck is sporting a bright red baseball hat that will protect the brain from any unforeseen fast balls.

Baseball Hat

The luck of this duck has increased tremendously after a falling horseshoe got lodged into its body. It has won several lotteries and gained an unimaginable amount of money. It's a shame they are irresponsible with money, as almost none of their earnings last.

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